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She was like...

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Hello, my love. How are you?

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You smell like KFC. Have you been
crying?

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No. Hmm.

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Well, go. Hop in the shower.

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Everyone's gonna be here soon.

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Do we have to go in costume?

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I can't have my tits out when I'm
dressed as a little Māori girl about to

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whale. Yeah, and you're gonna have to
participate.

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Don't ruin the vibe, okay? This party
was practically made for me.

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Pua, it's a mean Māori mean party.

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And you're Tongan. It's hardly made for
you.

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Semantics. Gee.

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Oh, by the way, your cousin's here.

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Oh.

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Fuck with G!

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Sorry.

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You look really pretty.

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I'm so excited for the party.

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Can't get lazy I like to mix

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it up. I like to beat it up. I like this
then I like to flip it up

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Brownies, but they don't have any weed
in them because I made them at the

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Kohanga and you can't give kids weed Put
some orange in it because I feel like

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it just gives it something a little bit
special, you know?

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I hope they have the food at home
because I'm hungry You're always hungry

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got the beer?

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Nah, shit, I forgot, Tom Nah, I was just
joking, man I got the beer

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Good. You all good?

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Yeah, all good.

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Geez, the lineup here is thin.

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Are you guys in there?

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We'll be out soon.

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I'll just stay out here.

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Honestly, your cousin is fine. She's
just a little basic.

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My mum insists on me inviting her to
everything.

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Yeah, well, think about it girl.

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Her dad's dead.

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You can't be so heartless.

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How's your Beyonce costume going?

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Yeah, well, I got me some feather boots.

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No fucking way.

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Who the fuck keeps texting?

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Ma, you un -wash, dick -hugging hoe.

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I'm literally washing!

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Get out of here. Wash all you want and
go and do nothing.

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I love a costume party.

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Who the fuck keeps texting?

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It better not be that balangi.

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Hey, girl's gonna ape. But his name is
Carl.

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What's wrong with Carl?

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Well, think about it. Aw, yeah, fuck me,
Carl.

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Is that hot?

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No, it doesn't get anybody wet.

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Well, I had no problems.

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Oh, help!

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I just sent the poop emoji.

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Give it.

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What's happening?

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He keeps trying to guess what I am.

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You know Pakeha boys, they love that
half -brown shirt.

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Aw, I love Pocahontas.

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See, what did I say?

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Um, see the thumbs up emoji?

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Yeah, no.

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Um, we're sexting, my love. I'm not
texting your nana.

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Oh, that is rude.

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Yeah, and basic.

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Yeah,

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you know, gotta make them work for it.

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Um, yeah, what's up with straight guys
and jizzing all over everything?

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Oh

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If you want me to be real, if you want
me to be real... Stop, Reg.

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Whoa, Greg.

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Check out that feed.

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Todd, how come you never get us a feed
like this?

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I made you toast yesterday.

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You just need to put the bread in the
toaster.

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Hey, don't laugh. It was really good
toast.

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It was all right.

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How come you're not in costume yet?

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Later, we're playing Fuck, Marry, Kill.
Do you two want to play?

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Oh, I'm good.

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Calm down. We've got to get straight.

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Yeah, I'm in. Yeah, pow.

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Uh, marry, fuck, kill.

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That'd be John Campbell, Sonny Bill
Williams, and, um,

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John Key.

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Okay, wow.

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Um,

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it's hard.

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Yep. Um, I cannot fuck Sonny Bill,
because who wouldn't? Um,

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and then...

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Marry John Key, kill John Campbell.

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John Key over John Campbell, that's
outrageous.

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Well, Key had like 10 houses.

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I'd go then.

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Who was that? I look like Sonny Bull.

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Whatever.

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You should

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just take it. I'll make you a drink
while you wait.

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Tequila with lemon.

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Yeah, I've been busy.

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Yeah.

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Well,

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I like heating milk.

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Um, couple months?

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No, sorry, Mum.

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Prime Minister, yeah, I know.

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Pro -thing.

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She's busy.

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Well, we're going to a party.

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Don't be mean to her.

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I'm not mean.

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Get this sour face.

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She's fragile.

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Well, what about me? What if I'm
fragile?

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Don't be stupid. Mum, we're putting on
our costumes now. Um, I gotta go.

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Are you on the pill?

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Have you taken it today?

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Ah, Mum!

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How do I look?

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Amazing. I feel like I'm in the presence
of Beyonce herself.

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Of course you do.

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How is Beyonce, I think? Well, you know,
she's back. We're about halfway there.

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That's a bit of a stretch.

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Don't do it. I'm not the one out here
sexting Car the Pagani. He's really hot,

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though.

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God, what a waste.

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Oh no!

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What's your costume?

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Jake the Moth

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And what's Warriors?

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Yeah, the one and only.

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Isn't that, like, controversial?

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Oh, don't start anything now, Samantha.

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Yo,

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hurry up, it's about to rain. Who's got
the keys?

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Liz has got the keys. Liz!

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Liz! Wait, Liz, open the van.

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Um, I don't think I'm going to come to
the party.

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What? You're the sober driver.
Everyone's been drinking.

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Come on, it'll be mean.

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Why don't you want to come to the party?

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Ask Hepps.

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Why don't you want to come to the party?
Um, what do you mean I'm coming to the

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party?

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Well, I don't think you should go
dressed like that. Hey!

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Okay, look, my hair is about to get wet.

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Go get your cousin. Okay, look, what's
wrong with how he's dressed?

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Unlock the fucking van!

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the subtlety of your personality yeah no
we all look really lovely tonight i

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obviously look the best ma whale rider
vibe smarty princess i love it me too

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going out the whale you're doing your
best shout out to you ma got any

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snacks in your bag good luck while this
girlie has to calm down some wet wipes

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yeah girl i do though to keep fresh

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Man, I'm hungry, yes.

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You just had a feast. What are you? Me?

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Well, I'm just me.

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It's a costume party. You can't not come
in a costume.

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Yeah, but it's a mean Maori mean party.
And what's not mean Maori mean about me?

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Puno. Take the fucking mark.

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What are you doing?

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Oh, my God. I can't be silent.

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Bitch, are you ever... Are we still
going to this thing?

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Does no one else have a problem with
Hep's Jake the Musk costume?

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Are you serious? Is that why you nearly
killed us?

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00:13:09,950 --> 00:13:13,310
Hey, look, that's just a dumb thing
people say. Don't take it so serious.

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We're still in the middle of the race.

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Seriously? People think it's completely
fine to say and have been saying it for

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years to the point where they think that
Jake the Musk equals Maori male.

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I think that's a bit of a problem. I
don't think so.

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How is that our problem?

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What do you mean? This affects Māori. I
think I put some chips onto here

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somewhere. Yeah, but take the muscle in
every Māori. And as long as we know

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that, then we're all good.

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Everything else, it's not really our
problem.

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That's not how it works. Yeah.

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Guys, who cares?

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We're all like half cut and, you know,
no one's making sense. So let's just go.

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If I could just say one thing.

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Shut up.

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Perhaps I didn't know that you came as
Jack the Muff at all. I thought you just

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came as yourself.

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Wait, what?

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I mean, you just look like yourself.

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Well, I don't look like him.

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00:14:06,360 --> 00:14:08,720
But you dress like him. See, that's my
point.

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00:14:09,320 --> 00:14:11,400
Well, I mean, I'm not in a gang, first
off.

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Jack the Muff isn't in a gang. Have you
seen it, maybe? Shut up.

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00:14:15,840 --> 00:14:19,580
Yeah, I've seen the bit where he talks
about the egg and does the white thing.

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00:14:20,520 --> 00:14:22,060
That's like ten minutes of the movie.

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You haven't seen all of it?

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Fuck whatever, Liz. Can you just lay off
him, Liz? Don't be so judgy.

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00:14:29,430 --> 00:14:32,930
Judgy? Ma, you've been calling me a
custard cream since forever.

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Custard cream needs to crack up.

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Who am I, the bad guy?

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I should get called a Tim Tam.

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I'm not the bad guy.

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I should get called a pineapple lump up.

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I didn't get it.

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You know what?

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I've had it. I need a pee.

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Open the fucking door. Come on.

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00:14:53,770 --> 00:14:58,890
And Liz, if nobody gets to see my
fucking outfit other than these bum

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I'm going to fucking smother you, all
right?

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00:15:00,870 --> 00:15:04,110
Get in your shit together. Rachel, get
out. I'm coming, I'm coming. I need a

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spot.

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00:15:05,910 --> 00:15:06,910
Look.

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I'm going to my shit.

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00:15:15,210 --> 00:15:18,950
Um, maybe we should just go back to
talking about pregnancy, okay?

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I think it's a real shame we haven't
moved on from Jason, man.

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I don't want to keep talking about this.
Liz, stop.

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00:15:25,540 --> 00:15:28,520
We've moved on. He's literally here in a
Jake the Musk costume.

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That's not how Māori should be seen.

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00:15:30,800 --> 00:15:34,280
No, I mean, we've moved on from the
argument. I don't care about the Jake

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Why don't you just fuck off, Liz?

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00:15:36,540 --> 00:15:40,480
Who are you to say how Māori should be
seen? I mean, fuck, we're not the same.

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00:15:40,580 --> 00:15:42,840
We didn't grow up the same. You've got
no idea what you're talking about.

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And yeah, the Jake the Musk thing might
be fucked up, but nobody who can do

220
00:15:47,880 --> 00:15:50,280
anything about it actually gives a shit.
So fuck.

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Who cares?

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00:16:00,620 --> 00:16:01,620
Stop her.

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00:16:05,340 --> 00:16:11,140
You, uh, don't beef at me, you rude
little bitch. Hey, fuck off! Ugly -ass

224
00:16:11,140 --> 00:16:15,080
little kid in the front seat. Yo, okay,
so there's like a big fat guy who's big,

225
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man, and we need to go.

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00:16:17,160 --> 00:16:18,940
Shit. Okay, go, bitch.

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Just drive, Liz, just drive.

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I'm going!

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What I was gonna say before was this.

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Has anyone read the book?

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What book?

232
00:16:43,740 --> 00:16:44,740
Huh?

233
00:17:05,920 --> 00:17:06,879
That's Buddy!

234
00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:10,220
Oh, you're special. Yeah, you're
special.

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00:17:10,540 --> 00:17:11,540
Happy birthday.

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00:17:12,520 --> 00:17:18,099
Fuck off!

237
00:17:18,460 --> 00:17:20,300
Stop lying!

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00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,140
Are you gonna smoke?

239
00:17:22,720 --> 00:17:23,720
No, I'm good.

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00:17:23,800 --> 00:17:24,800
I'll come with you, though.

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All this came forever You can't make me
forget what the story is Yes, we ain't

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00:17:43,380 --> 00:17:49,160
together All this came forever You can't
make me forget what the story is

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Never mind me, I say it's okay now that
I'm up here. I'm always open here, why

244
00:18:01,230 --> 00:18:04,330
don't you see? So would you please stop
here, tear up my teeth, take some of my

245
00:18:04,330 --> 00:18:05,510
keys, I'm saying my keys.

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00:19:30,920 --> 00:19:31,920
What are you doing?

247
00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:41,780
Just fuck off, man.

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00:19:44,820 --> 00:19:50,160
Stop fucking following me, bro.

249
00:19:53,800 --> 00:19:55,220
Just fuck off, man.

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You wanna get a feed?

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Yeah.

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Hey guys, I lost my keys.

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How was the rest of your guys night?

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Check it out. One, two.

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